The Black Bra
(as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.


We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.


 My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made passionate love all night long.
 

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask
over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
 

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in
the door and saw me he said,


 

(you are going to love this…..)




 

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"