The True Origin of the Internet
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of
did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.
And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
Indeed, she had been called 'Amazon Dot Com'
And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel far
town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving
And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags
of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I
drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying
you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the
And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's
Pony Stable (UPS)."
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with
drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham
all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from his
But this success did arouse envy A man named Maccabia did secrete
it up, it means to hide) himself inside Abraham's drum and was
insider trading. And the young man did take to Dot Com's trading as
the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic
Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.
And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the
deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches
to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every
company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that
only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.
And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken
others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it
came to be
known "eBay" he said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."
And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."
"YAHOO!" said Abraham.
And that is how it all began. It wasn't Al Gore after all.
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