The Old Man on A Moped and the Ferrari
elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next
to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek
shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'
The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'
'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in
the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the
old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick
with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides
to show the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
WHOOOOSSSHHH ! Something whips
by him going much faster! 'What on earth could be going faster than
my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the
accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of
him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, He gives it more gas
and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until he
looked in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later,
he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat
out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is
there anything I can do for you?'
The old man whispers,
"Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror".
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