The Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger
and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their
tent set up,
both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?'
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord
is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you,
'You dumber than buffalo.
It means someone stole
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