Details Of U.S. Army's First Openly Gay Unit Released!
WASHINGTON (SR) -
President Barack Obama has directed the Pentagon to
replace the "don't ask, don't tell" policy with one that
will allow openly gay men and women to serve in the
military. Defense Secretary Robert Gates and the
chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike
Mullen, will present details of the plan to U.S.
lawmakers next Tuesday.
According to sources inside the Pentagon, changes to be
implemented include adding choreography to marching
regimens, equipping all dorms with double-wide bunks,
new fitted uniforms in seasonal color palettes, the
installation of hot tubs, and more.
In a potentially controversial move,
the Pentagon will announce the formation of a new
all-gay, all male company named the "Fighting 69th
Sodomites." Sources credit the creation of the 69th to
House member Barney Frank, who has reportedly been
working "very, very closely" with gay Pentagon
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