TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH
CARE PLAN:(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when
you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an
apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges," is
not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on
them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and
duct
tape.
To prepare for the new healthcare reform package, we felt it
necessary to develop a new medical symbol that truly depicts the
Health Care Plan you will getting!
