Cure for Constipation
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent
constipation,
look in the mirror and repeat the following
phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
My present and future financial and personal well being
is totally in the hands of......
Barack Obama
Joe Biden
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Tim Geithner
Rahm Emmanuel
Chris Dodd
and Barney Frank!
If that doesn't scare the shit out of you,
then you are
probably destined to be backed
up for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this advice;
I'm just doing it
as a public service.
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