Here  is the solution:

    

     While  discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my  sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the  solution.  I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're  a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need  any health care. 

A new hip?  Unheard of.  We  simply can't afford to take care of you anymore.  You don't  need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart  problems, etc.  Let's take care of the young people.   After all, they will be ruling the world very  soon.

 So  here is the solution.  When you turn 70, you get a gun  and 3 bullets  You are allowed to shoot one senator  and 2 representatives.  Of course, you will be sent to prison  where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all  the health care you need! 

New teeth, great!  Need  glasses, no problem!  New hip, knee, kidney, lung,  heart?  Well bring it on. 
And who will be paying for  all of this.  The same government that just told you that you  are too old for health care.  And, since you are a prisoner,  you don't have to pay any income  tax.