GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and
his Mother was sure
He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was
an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was
Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures..
But the most compelling evidence of all -
3 proofs that Jesus
was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice
when there was virtually
no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across
to a bunch of men who
just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead,
He had to get up because there was
still work to do
