created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world,
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
California's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops &
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
Castro finally dies at age 112;
cigars can now be imported legally,
President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesday only.
35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions
to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.